New Haircut

I recently went and got my mohawk trimmed down. I took about an inch off and had the sides cleaned up, making it look better (I didn't look like a lesbian when I didn't stick it up) and also much easier to do a full mohawk without it looking stupid with giant gaps in parts. That was about a week ago. Yesterday I started a job at an insurance company that requires professional appearance. This means I had to buzz it all off. So now I look like an extra from American History X. I look like some kind of mindless zombie human out of the Orwellian future that would wear a full gray jumpsuit. I look like a new recruit ready to be yelled at by an army drill sergeant. I don't like it.